I thought I'd take a break from the usual programming and answer some of the questions that I often get asked via email or through comments.
1. What happened to the cheese that was in the fridge?
Most of it is still there, I just felt like some cheese and broke off a bit and ate it but then later I regretted it because cheese is nicer if you have it with something.
2. When are you going to do the dishes?
There are still clean plates.
3. When you daydream do you get carried away? Do you follow daydreams for years and wish they were real? If you seriously want to be a writer why don't you spend more time writing?
I can't answer that question because you didn't punctuate sufficiently. Commas are your friend.
4. Are any of these questions real?
It depends what you mean by real.
5. Were any of them asked by anyone?
No, they were not.
6. Ok then...
That wasn't a question, as such it will not be included in my FAQ.
